Thankfully it will be mercifully brief.

I’ve just performed my “leap of faith” and purchased my airplane ticket to Juneau. Note: this reference is Ironic.

As the early pre-existentialist go I vastly prefer the Lyricism of Nietzsche. Say in Also Sprach Zarathrusta. For those down with the German >here<.

I have a deep well spring of affection for someone that writes in the voice of my youth , contradictory, striving, moving towards a endless point of growth, appreciation and conflict.

Enough of that silliness, now for some new and improved silliness.

Bow Down before your New Robot Over Lords!

After the Robots takeover this video will be very ironic, and will get me shot, or ground up into mulch, or whatever.

I must admit, I have a curios affection for John Stewart.

Also I spelled curious wrong.

I am in desperate need of boxes as am moving to Juneau, go me! Air Plane Tickets, first and lasts, and barge fees. I’m going to be one broke little monkey.

I’d like to add that it is quite sad that I have no funny pictures of monkeys. Surely they must perform humerous actions. Why didn’t the lol-monkey meme ever catch on?

Gentle persons, Bouncing Europeans and the collected folk from Fairbanks, I salute you!

I finally found a way to unlike my old adsense account from my former employers and am now back in business, I beseech you, click on those adds!

Now that is more than enough of that.

I collected my girlfriend from the Airport today and am back in the presence of the eternal feminine once again. Yay!

Oh frabulous Joy!

Also the Google Ads look 69 Million times better than they did on adultromper.com. I guess you really can teach an old monkey new tricks.

We are, as always in need of funny.

As may be no surprise to either of you, I’ve recently gotten an offer to move on to better pastures and acted on said offer. I kind of expected my boss to let me go when I turned in my took weeks notice.  This did not happen much to my surprise, instead he decided to let me go this afternoon three and a half days before the end of the two week, which is a little weird, but he payed me up in-full so good on him.

Just like old-scary-wrinkled-Russian instructors say, you must always go forward, never go back!

Enjoy.

No joke this is the funny stuff.

Warning, is a 60 Minutes story and may not, in-fact contain any funny

Secret Sausages?

I’m down to the last 40 hour nugget of work before I leave my current Job and I am as excited as a little monkey.

Giggley and easily confused. I was sucker-licked by a black-lab puppy. It was hopping around because it had apparently managed to wrap both it hind legs in it’s long leash. A three legged puppy is irresistible. So I set down my breakfast to help it and the thing hopped right out of it’s fake tangle and started licking my face, I got wtfpwn’d by a puppy. True story, and to think I used to be a ninja.

The unthinkable happened, Dave posted some new photos! Go checkout all of his pictures, they are awesome.

I had cause to refrence The Short and Happy Life of Francis Macomber this weekend and that makes me happy in the pants.

This post is becoming rapidly quite long and has no funny. Much like Phenomenology.

Fixed.

We are all Anonymous. Each and everyone of us. This is the internet after all, where we can be Moon-Petal a 16 year free lover Virgo love child, or Hate-Machine69@google.com, an angsty 12 year old. Our collective Ids merged and become one like some kind of star-trek super being. You can find collections of Anonymous on the Chans.

The mainstream media has often tried to come to grips with anonymous, but it is like the highest good, like water. Anyone at any time can be anonymous, and then not be anonymous, then start being anonymous again! The hard you try to grasp it the more insubstantial it becomes. This is why News Week, Fox and others cannot wrap their heads around it.

Plus every time I think of the question “Who is anonymous,” I always imediately think of the Network monologue, there is no America, there is no Democracy.

This is either break your side funny or an abomination.

Pen and Teller on the Christian Bible.

Cannons to the left of them…

I’m getting maudlin in my old age and I was almost going to make a link to something very serious and not at all Lolz worthy (>this<).

Luckily my good judgment stopped me from making such a foolish error and instead I’m back on the lolz train. 11 More days to freedom! I once wrote a really awful poem about leaving Florida titled much similarly 64 days. Luckily for us all it will not be reproduced here.

Instead, welcome the funny.

Also Lewis Black On Black History Month.

The cost of loving you is my life?

What a bargin.

12 Days stretches onward into infinity, and beyond?

I could go on and on about the postmodern problem of being alienated from ones, labor,  language, cultur, gender, political process, etc.

I’m thinking about running on about it, in a real way it just seems like work.

We need some more infotainment. To Distract us from all the world destroying angst.